Luckily for you, I am better at writing cookbooks than I am at making graphics.
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Forward your order confirmation to the address in this post.
You’ll get a rad Betty Turbo temporary tattoo.
Wear the tattoo in a photo on Instagram & tag it as directed. 
You’ll be entered to win all this stuff. 
The end. 

Luckily for you, I am better at writing cookbooks than I am at making graphics.

Pre-order my book

Forward your order confirmation to the address in this post.

You’ll get a rad Betty Turbo temporary tattoo.

Wear the tattoo in a photo on Instagram & tag it as directed. 

You’ll be entered to win all this stuff. 

The end. 

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Seriously, if you pre-ordered my book I have a present for you. It requires almost no effort to claim it! 

It’s Friday the 13th, y’all! Tonight I plan on cuddling up in front of the TV with a cup of cocoa and a cupcake and relaxing to the sweet crackle-crackle sound of campers being cremated alive in their own sleeping bags. (Not really, I’m going to Terror in the Aisles 11 tonight, but whatever.) Ah yes, the horrors of summer camp, how many times have we been warned over the years? Don’t leave the kiddies alone while you sneak off to make out with your boyfriend and his sweet 80s headband, don’t wander through the forest in your underpants and whatever you do, for the love of God, don’t re-open Camp Crystal Lake!
In honor of the original Friday the 13th, I’ve created these smores cupcakes (a variation on Julie Hasson’s Best Chocolate Cupcake recipe.) I’m even including a PDF so you can make your own Jason cupcake toppers. Just click here to download them, print them on cardstock, cut them out and glue them to toothpicks. Oh, you can find the recipe on that page, too. 

It’s Friday the 13th, y’all! Tonight I plan on cuddling up in front of the TV with a cup of cocoa and a cupcake and relaxing to the sweet crackle-crackle sound of campers being cremated alive in their own sleeping bags. (Not really, I’m going to Terror in the Aisles 11 tonight, but whatever.) Ah yes, the horrors of summer camp, how many times have we been warned over the years? Don’t leave the kiddies alone while you sneak off to make out with your boyfriend and his sweet 80s headband, don’t wander through the forest in your underpants and whatever you do, for the love of God, don’t re-open Camp Crystal Lake!

In honor of the original Friday the 13th, I’ve created these smores cupcakes (a variation on Julie Hasson’s Best Chocolate Cupcake recipe.) I’m even including a PDF so you can make your own Jason cupcake toppers. Just click here to download them, print them on cardstock, cut them out and glue them to toothpicks. Oh, you can find the recipe on that page, too. 

Free download! Whether you’re playing tribute to Jaws or a certain hardcore band, no one will forget your Shark Attack Cupcakes. (via DIY Shark Attack Cupcake Toppers)

Free download! Whether you’re playing tribute to Jaws or a certain hardcore band, no one will forget your Shark Attack Cupcakes. (via DIY Shark Attack Cupcake Toppers)

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Your Halloween party just isn’t complete without a FREE copy of my zombie cookbook, The Joy of Cooking Humans! Download your copy today! 

Your Halloween party just isn’t complete without a FREE copy of my zombie cookbook, The Joy of Cooking Humans! Download your copy today! 

Having a Halloween party? Download my FREE zombie cookbook and give a copy to each of your guests!

Having a Halloween party? Download my FREE zombie cookbook and give a copy to each of your guests!

Andrew WKupcake toppers. Download them for free at Bake and Destroy.

Andrew WKupcake toppers. Download them for free at Bake and Destroy.